Sniglet of the Day: November 7

This entry was posted in General Musings, Satire, Sniglets by Snowfoxx on

Sniglet Of The DayDunkinhackin- v. The violent coughing attack caused by inhaling the dust on a powdered doughnut.

While Entenmann’s and Hostess Sweet Sixteen doughnuts are on the other end of the tasty spectrum when it comes to sweet treats, many of us still do eat them, and the plain powdered sugar flavour never gets away from anyone. It is a wonder why we do bother, because they almost always cause dunkinhackin. Also, another mystery about these doughnuts, if such a thing can happen with doughnuts, is why does dunkinhackin tend to happen with these cheap, over processed grocery store and convenience store brands, but not the one ones you buy fresh from the bakery or the local Krispy Kreme. Does all that hot oil just fuse the powdered sugar down better? No matter where you get these treats from, make sure you have plenty of coffee to wash all that powdered sugar down. You might want to keep a wet wipe around, too, because what does not end up in your mouth will always leave a dusting on your shirt.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!