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Sniglet of the Day: October 28

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Sniglet Of The DayGleemites – n. Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.

If you have gleemites in your basin, it is most likely time to take some comet to the porcelain fixture. If on has kids in the house, gleemites are somewhat difficult to avoid, but somehow, with a little daily cleaning, they won’t stay there for long. We know that kids can be somewhat uncoordinated, and might squeeze the tube a little too hard, and what was once gleemites might look more like the stalagmites in Carlsbad Caverns. A little help in showing them how to use only a pea-sized dot of toothpaste will prevent this, put it won’t prevent the drunken adult trying to cover up his beer-breath from making gleemites either. When it comes to stopping these guys from making gleemites, a little coaching won’t stop them. You can only hope to catch them before the damage has been done. If you can’t, then make them clean the bathroom as a punishment for their foolishness.