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Sniglet of the Day: November 12

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Sniglet Of The DayParkrastinate n. The inability to decide which parking space to choose in a near empty parking lot.

So you’ve looked forward to this trip to the mall/themepark/concert for awhile, and you arrived early to get a good parking spot, but maybe too early. There are just too many to choose from! This is just way too much space to deal with! How nice it could be if every outing was this… overwhelming! So, you just sit there in the idling car and parkrastinate. Should you get the one nearest the door? If you do, how hard will it be to leave later when everyone else is filing out? If you are there for a concert, it might be a good idea to park close and let everyone leave before you so you can get the ringing out of your ears. If this is a Black Friday sale, park far away, because it will be worth the walk to get out of the lot safely. As to themepark, most of the bigger ones have trams that take you anywhere, so parkrastinating should not be much of a problem. Now get out there and don’t take these events too seriously. They might be rare or even just annual, but not worth parkrastinating for.

Sniglet of the Day : June 22

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Sniglet Of The DayParkrastinate n. The inability to decide which parking space to choose in a near empty parking lot.

So it’s around 6 AM in the morning wherever you are. The quick service restaurants and doughnut shops are open, as are some supermarkets, and the scents of freshly-made, warm baked good fills the air, as does the aroma of petroleum products as early risers gas up their cars en route to work or class. Oddly, even though the stores and restaurants are in full business, and the coffee is beckoning you to come in and get a cup, for some reason, there are all these empty parking spaces before you, and you just do not know which one to take. You cannot parkrastinate for too long, because those danishes are getting more stale by the minute. Those bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits and crunchy hash brown potatoes are waiting, and it is their destiny for you to consume them. Once this delightful task is taken care of, you might encounter more parkrastination along the way as you head into other stores or places just opening up. Being a morning person has its advantages, and hopefully you will get over your parkrastination soon, because those empty spaces won’t stay that way for much longer.