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Balderdash – (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
So many men in their 40s through and beyond are still seeing a balderdash everyday, or for a shorter version, a fralp (forehead + scalp = fralp). There are some ways to combat this. Some of those overpriced prescription vanity pills, or special kinds of shampoos or mousses. If a man still has courage, he could take the balderdash all the way for that Egyptian priest look that was so popular five thousand years ago, or even on the metal band, Disturbed, now. Chasing a balderdash does not have to be a challenge, with all the ways a man can catch it these days. Be careful of those days in the summer sun if you do have a balderdash. Lack of a good sunscreen at a Central Florida themepark in the summer can lead to a balderdash of many shades of red, from pale pink to dark magenta, and yes, I have seen this happen! These poor British guys just were not ready the havoc the Orlando sunshine will do to wreck their skin. So guys, cover up that cueball this summer with something, and if you must chase the balderdash, from the inside (Propecia) or outside (Rogaine), be sure to have some sunscreen as a back up until you catch it.