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Flushmania – When you go into a public restroom, and the whole place STINKS AS HELL, you flush ALL the toilets before doing what YOU have to do.
Oh, yeah, we’ve all been here. Sometimes, the cost of doing your business is really high, and as we all know, heat rises. In this case, it rises right into your nose. Someone else, many someone elses, in fact, are giving you the business, indirectly, and before you can even think about take care of business, you need to get rid of all the, well…. competition. Flushmania then ensues, because you never seem to have a can of Lysol Crisp Linen on you, but in cases like this, you are really considering to start carrying one around. One stall after another, clean or not, you don’t know where the business is, and you don’t want to know, but to get rid of it, take them all down! For you guys, don’t! Don’t! DON’T forget the urinals! Even though they are 50% universal, any woman who has ever had to clean a men’s room knows what a cesspool of a place a urinal can be. Once the competition is gone, you might feel well enough to take care of your own business, but don’t try to start the cycle all over again.