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Sniglet of the Day : January 10

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Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

I’m not sure if this is a little demon or what, but we’ve all run into this bug. Late summer nights when there might be a tear in your window screen or maybe if someone left the front door open too long, this tiny, evil creature waits in hiding until you fall fast asleep, then it springs into action. It’s sole purpose is to deprive you of a good night’s sleep. It is a tiny vampire, and it will get the blood it wants, but it just wants to much more than that. You will wake, run to the kitchen for fly swatters and bug spray, douse your bedroom in the foul-smelling death spray, and try to get back to sleep, but the tiny imp just got drunk and partied on that spray, and is once again buzzing in your ear for hours on end. This delights the mosquito to no end, and you never realise that those buzzing noises are actually an insect’s version of an evil laugh. If you ever encounter this tiny insect demon, I hope it is on a weekend, because it has no mercy. In the light of day, you might be able to kill it, if not, expect it to hang around for another night of its evil hijinx.