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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of TimeI just watched one of the corniest and bad fantasy films I think I ever have. The writers, the directors and the producers of this flopping trash should be strung up till they do it right. I loved the first Beastmaster but the second one absolutely stunk. I am surprised that Singer did that one. Must have been one hell of a contract to make him play Dar as a bumbling ignorant idiot, nothing like the Dar we saw in the first film.

I think they had every stereo type in here that they could find from the time, the ditsy senator’s daughter, a desert idiot, homophobic idioms and so much more. I can’t believe this one was actually shown. I wanted to break my VHS cassette player after watching this waste of time and a waste of Mark Singers talents. They even stuck time travel and dimensional travel in the film. And what is up with the witch, if it were me she would have been dead or laid before she could try and talk me into something. I feel so sorry for the entire cast of this film for what the studio did to them. At least the animals were treated well.