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Sniglet of the Day : April 28

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Sniglet Of The Dayunfhair (?n’fâr’) a. (adj.) Marked by the ability to grow hair on one’s ears, nose, the back of one’s neck, on one’s back or on one’s rear, but not on the top of one’s own head.

When it comes to winning the genetic lottery, some of us are far luckier than others. Unfortunately, for many men, when they reach a certain age, they get hair everywhere on their bodies, except “up there”. That is so unfhair! These poor guys are the ones who keep companies like Gillette, Nair, and GlaxoSmithKline in business because of their flawed follicles. Anti-baldness prescriptions for the top, razors and depilatories for everything else. After awhile, keeping up with the growth in those odd places might just be futile. Some of these places are so odd, it’s hard to believe hair would grow there. It’s so unfhair! It can happen to women, too, but that is extremely rare, and beyond unfhair. There is no way to get away from the genetic hand you are dealt with, and when it comes to unfhair, the Native Americans and Asians got all the advantages, anthropologically. So woe to us who came from Africa and the Caucasus Mountain regions those many millennia ago. So much for evolution.