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Sniglet of the Day: December 8

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Sniglet Of The DayAccelligator (ack-sell-a-gator) n. Someone who incessantly yaks on a cell phone while tailgating you.

Sometimes it’s amazing that accelligators manage to get anywhere. Okay, so it’s not unexpected for someone to make a call when stuck in gridlock, and just about everyone is doing that. When it becomes “Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my ass, you crazy nut!” that’s when you are usually having to deal with an accelligator. Do these drivers even realise how close they are to the car in front of them? Do you want to take your own Smartphone and call back to them just to say, “If you’re going to ride my ass, then at least buy me drink first!” Not a good idea, because then you might become an accelligator, too. So, speed up gradually, put some distance between you and the accelligator. Hope that you don’t find another accelligator waiting to get you later down the road. I mean, seriously, how much of a hurry can someone be in if they have to go all walkie-talkie like that? Let them pass, and they will become someone else’s problem, but if somehow how they become a chain of accelligators, then it’s time to hit the backroads for an alternative route.