Orosuctuous (or oh suk’ chew us) – adj. Being able to hold a glass to one’s face by sheer lung power.
It’s such a cute thing to see, that birthday party full of kids attempting to be orosuctuous. They sit there at a multi-coloured table with big red Solo cups stuck to their faces for a few moments, and then the cups fall loose, and they have rings around their mouths and chins. Of course, adults can do this, too, but we rarely ever see them do it. Maybe kids just do it because it looks silly, or maybe because all of the kids are doing it at the same time, and they are all trying to be equally as silly, but no matter why, it is still pretty funny to see, especially when they lose the suction that was holding the empty punch cups. Being orosuctuous is a temporary thing, but still very much a fun one. Don’t forget that you were orosuctuous at one time. Maybe you should join in with the kids someday, and just be as silly as they are.
One-liner of the Day:
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?