Buffle – n. The Butter trapped in a squaffle of a waffle
Thanksgiving is just a couple of days away, and we know those of you whom are cooking the feast will most likely be making those sweet crispy treats for breakfast that day. Everyone loves waffles, especially with real butter. Mo’ butter… mo’ better! Every one of those little squaffles will be filled with buffles, that is, until you and your clan drowns them in maple syrup or honey. No matter, since there will most likely be enough batter to make even more waffles to scarf down on while the kids watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, or whatever parade happens to be more popular this year. These days, waffles can sometimes be as much of a feast as the big turkey dinner you will be cooking or devouring around two o’clock later that day, before you settle in for an evening of football or five card draw. So get the kids all sugared up on Thanksgiving morning, then boot them out the door to go play hard and work it all off. They are not the ones whom you will have to be shooing from the kitchen. How you keep the other relatives from taste-testing and adding their unwanted advice is up to you.
Squaffles (skwa’ felz) – n. The individual squares comprising a waffle.