humstinker (hum-stink’er) (n.) One that is extraordinary or remarkably smelly, and who has probably never thought of using deodorant in a considerably long time.
Most of us are lucky enough to not have to deal with humstinkers in our daily lives, but for those with dirty jobs, or someone who seems to have missed the hygiene segment of health glass, being branded as a humstinker is not such a good thing. If you are such a person, get thee to a shower immediately, and use the most basic soap you can. Humstinkers can reek from not just being in dirty situations, or by given a bad hand in the genetic lottery, but they can be created by using way too many chemically-enhanced fragrances and soap products as well. Not enough or too much of a clean thing can bring in a humstinker. We can hope that those of us with normal noses can get by without wanting to hurl, but for those who have hyperosmia, being around a humstinker will make them miserable, especially if they cannot identify whom the humstinker is. The person with the acute nose will suffer until they hunt down the humstinker and bathe them to put them out of everyone else’s misery. Beware humstinkers, because they are coming for you!