gaspopulater (gass-pop’yu-layt’er) (n.) Gaseous expulsion, as a result of drinking soda pop, that does not come out until an hour later or more.
Get ready for lots of outdoor activities and lots of soda pop and beer guzzling to go along with it. There’s nothing we like better than fizzy, ice cold drinks on hot summer days, and they can’t be beat for washing down all that tasty grilled meats, corn on the cob, potato salad, cole slaw, ice cream and watermelon. Eventually, all that great barbeque food is going to catch up with you after being chased down by all those cans of cola, fruity flavoured soda, and beer, and someone, somewhere will get hit by a gaspopulater. These belches come from the deepest recesses of the body, where all that carbonation defies gravity, and floats to the top, proving that, when it comes to fizzy drinks, what goes down, must come up. This is often practiced among 10-13 year-old boys in the hopes they will have some entertainment value to most of the kids at the event, which it usually does. If you are at a cookout, and hear fits of giggles coming from one area, and most of the sodas happen to be gone, this is most likely what has happened. Don’t be angry at the massive soda consumption, because these cookouts only come two or three times a season.