Moonbat—We really don’t need another word for someone with bats in their belfry who bay at the moon but this one still has a nice ring about it. This also works great for describing the current stable of Republican candidates running for President and the media outlets that support them.
Did you know there is a swarm of moonbats zipping around the United States? They could be hanging out at your local movie theater going batty over the latest Twilight phenomenon, but the moonbats that have been getting the most attention are currently roosting above the right-wingnut guana they have created in the states of New Hampshire and Iowa. Everyday, the media moonbats reflect on every word spoken by them and even the words spoken by their more sane opponents. Even though Samhain is over, and Yuletide shopping has created temporary moonbats in many of the discount stores across the nation, this species only comes from their roost once a year, then they become normal people again. Will we be invaded by even more moonbats in the coming months until this time next year? Most likely, and don’t expect them to stay contained to the Midwest and New England. It’s open season on the moonbats, and we must do everything we can to make sure they stay out of Washington next year. Not even the Mayan Doomsday prophecies can stop the destruction the moonbats can cause.
One-liner of the Day:
What is a commitee? It is a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.