Sniglet of the Day: December 10

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Sniglet Of The DayInoculatte: n. To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Dashing for the door, late to school…. well, maybe not, since you are past those quickfast days. You now need something stronger and even faster. The inoculatte is only a theory, but it might someday to prove to be what all of us workers need to get by the day. An inoculatte would be a great energy boost for the morning and during that mid-afternoon lull where those us us not living in Latin culture countries are too greedy and stupid not to take siestas. How exactly to get the inoculatte to work is still puzzling. We know IVs work, but there are far too many of us fearful of needles to want to jam this tube of joe into our bloodstreams directly. Also, there are too many of us who love the flavour of that ground bean soup to want to take it any other way but orally. The inoculatte is a good idea in theory, but its lack of practicality keeps us buying drip coffee makers and heading down to the Starbucks or McCafe’s every day. Expect the inoculatte to pretty much be only seen in newspaper comics or used by cartoon characters for now.