Omnibiblious – adj. Indifferent to type of drink. “Oh, you can get me anything. I’m omnibiblious.”
Omnibiblious people are great. They are the ones who servers at higher end restaurants and beach clubs love. When they order, they simply say, “Surprise me!”, and the servers still will get a great tip. Omnibiblious drinkers will take just about anything from beer to Yoohoo and still be happy with it. These people tend to be very laid back and flexible. They make you wonder of they spent all their lives living in Key West, and if, you are working in the service industry, you really wish there were more people like them. Omnibiblious are the kind who don’t start fights at football games. When they come to rallies and demonstrations, they tend to be the ones that are the least likely to get violent for their cause, but will done what needs to be done, because they know when it comes to negotiations, you really can catch more flies with honey. You won’t see any omnibiblious people working for FoxNews or on Rick Perry’s campaign staff, nor will you find them at Tea Party rallies. When they go to tea parties, they are going to be there to enjoy Earl Grey tea and scones with currant jam and clotted cream, or any other fine pastry a hostess might put before them. So, where are all the omnibiblious people hanging out at? We really need to find them and let them teach the world a lesson on how to be more like them.