Sniglet of the Day : August 20

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Sniglet Of The DayNewtrons – The magnetized particles that amazingly hold some fig newtons together.

Cookies…. no, Newtons are fruit and cake, but somehow these little cakes tend to stick to each other so well, so fused together, there has to be something that causes it to happen. Those are Newtrons at work! The Newton does not have to be just fig flavour to work, since there are so many kinds, but the original seems to have the best staying power of all of the flavours. Sometimes, the Newtons are so tight, you might just need a crowbar or hammer and chisel to get those little cakes loose. You know that when it comes to quick, sweet bites to go with coffee or tea, these little squares things do the trick better than just about anything out, aside what you might buy at a bakery or make on your own. If you are lucky enough to break the Newtons free of each other, and make them lose the power of the Newtrons, then reward yourself with a tasty treat of… Newtons! By that time, you most likely will have given up for something a bit easier to handle, like Oreos, Vienna Fingers, or maybe even Twinkies. Newtrons might just be the downfall of Newtons as we know it.