Sniglet of the Day: August 2

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Sniglet Of The DayFluffizone – the warm, soft spot on a cat’s belly that begs for rubs, tummy attacks, and zurbits.

If you own a cat, you know all about the fluffizone. It is that spot that is the softest, warmest part of the cat or kitten, and what makes having such a great pet worthwhile. Not all cats or fluffizones are the same. Depending on the cat, when activating the fluffizone, two things can happen. 1)The cat enjoys the attention so much, he or she will purr very loudly and start giving the person petting the fluffizone head rubs and kitty kisses. 2) The cat might have a ticklish fluffizone and placing rubs or tummy attacks on it will cause twenty claws to become embedded in your arm. Even worse, if you attempt a zurbit on a cat with a ticklish fluffizone, you might end up with those twenty claws embedded in your face or other parts of your upper body. Sometimes, no matter how soft and inviting the fluffizone might be, you need to know the nature of the cat it belongs to before indulging in all that sweet softness. Cats don’t see or feel things the same way we do, and are going to react accordingly.

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