Animalanche: When you kick your stuffed animals in your sleep and they fall all over you or the floor.
Animalanches are a common disaster in many households with young children, and some with teen girls. They set these fluffy little friends up so neatly that they tend to forget they share a sleeping area with them. Once the lights go out, and REM kicks in, let the animalanche begin! Some parents might hear the light thumping sound of pink rabbits, blue cats, green puppies, and purple elephants as they hit the floor at certain times of the night. Sometimes they never make it to the floor and just fall on top of the child instead. When Mom comes to wake them for school the next day, she might have to peel back the multitude of plush creatures that her kid is buried under. Does this happen every night? In some homes, it might, depending on how many stuffed animals the kid might own.
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