Sniglet of the Day : April 18

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Sniglet Of The DayDoltergeist – a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.

Doltergeists are not as rare as one would think, but the reasons why they haunt the things they do is beyond most human comprehension. They tend to hang out in places like toilets, septic tanks, or other waste removal areas, sometimes even sinks. They might stay in the freezer, making ice machine thumping noises, or they might be scooting your pet’s food dish along the kitchen floor in the middle of the night. If you smell a foul odor coming from the litter box, and you are pretty sure you let your cat out for the night, you might have a sneaky cat, or there might be a doltergeist hiding in the litterbox. These spirits aren’t very bright, and apparently they do not want to move on due to the fact that they might leave their brains on earth, but it was highly unlikely they ever used them when they were alive. So when you hear bubbling noises coming from your bathroom, don’t jump up in the middle of your good night’s sleep to see what might be wrong. If the bubbling turns to gushing, then you might have a flow problem. As to the gurgling or chain dropping sounds, remember, you might have a doltergeist in the house. They just might be too stupid to exorcise away.