Quadriboobage—The appearance of having four bosoms caused by wearing a bra that is too small.
Yikes! Now this is one for the ladies who might want to get to an higher end department store for a professional bra fitting. If you’ve got quadriboobage, then it is time to plunk down $20+ dollars for a new bra. There is no reason to be out there with your chest looking the same as your nursing pet’s. I’m sure your old man would like to see his woman wearing a properly-sized bra, too. I know times are tight. If you can get a friend or family member to help you with that fitting, and you are under a DDD-cup, you can still find a proper size at a discount store. Sometimes expectant or nursing mothers are going to have to deal with quadriboobage during this time. When one’s breasts can fluctuate with the mood of the newest child in the house, finding a well-fitting bra is nearly impossible, and once that child is done nursing, poor tired Mom’s boobs might never be the same as they were before the little bundle of joy came into her life. Quadriboobage also looks rather painful. It cannot feel all that good to have so much elastic cutting into your skin. Quadriboobage is something that can be avoided, even for very large-busted women. You just have to know where to buy. Now all you ladies who might be dealing with quadriboobage, get to a Dillard’s, Burdine’s, or Lazurus store. The boobs you save will be your own.