Empharsical – The manner in which a drunk person delivers an impressive but entirely wrong argument.
With Spring Break right around the corner, many law enforcement officials will be on the business end of arguments where beered-up students will be empharsical. I don’t see how being empharsical will prevent any of these students from getting probation in Bay or Volusia county. That t-shirt that reads “Started out on Vacation Ended up on Probation” will become a reality for some students, if they are lucky enough to survive their trek to the beaches of Panama City and Daytona. Some students might avoid the empharsical stage altogether and head to Orlando for theme park time. The beer in Orlando is just as effective as it is at the beach, but the Disney park security guards might be a bit more lenient than any of the many fine sheriff’s deputies across the state. So, to the students who will be indulging in the leg parties and guzzling down many frozen tropical drinks within the next couple of months, being empharsical with the law is pointless, because you will most likely not win. Don’t drive until your buzz has worn off, but if you have do have a huge buzz, just stay put, because you most likely want to stay where the beer is anyway.