Ever have one of those days?

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You know how strange things can get and how everything always seems to be getting in the way. Several times today I have tried desperately to get a review done on a film and keep getting interrupted. I try to get the research done, try to get the screen shots made, try to get all the links together but at every turn something happens. There have been knocks at the door, the phone keeps ringing, cats wanting in and out and someone wanting tools to fix something. On top of it all the water is being worked on and you know how annoying it can be when you go to wash that sandwich you just made of your hands so you don’t get it all over everything. So, every have one of those days because I sure as hell am.

My files that I thought to save before I closed them didn’t save and instead of cancel you get distracted and hit OK instead. Have you ever had one of those days? This morning when I woke up there was a cat on my head with it tail brushing my nose making me sneeze, oh what a day it started from the beginning. The gas had to be relit and had to search for the matches. Oh what a day as it keeps going. My mushrooms wouldn’t cook and I forgot to turn on the broiler to cook the sausage and my eggs are getting cold as I wait for them to finish. I know you have had days like that. On and on it goes but still you try to get things done and then something else happens to put you back even further. So here it is 5 hours after waking up and still all I have been able to do is eat breakfast and write what you see here now. Have you ever had one of those days. I keep telling myself it will get better, it really hasn’t been that bad but by the time it gets better I am sure it will be time for bed.

Have you ever had one of those days where anything and everything sees to be running according to Muphry’s law and not your own? I know today is one of those days and I will be glad when Murphy and his pranks will just leave me alone so that I can get something meaningful done. Or was it Loki instead that is having his fun with me. I know most of you don’t believe in the other gods but they do exist and they do have a sense of humor, if you don’t believe me just think about sex. Who in their right mind would put the waste disposal unit right next to that which creates life? That had to be some humorous prank someplace because why would you want excrement in your amusement park? Some of us like it that way but is it really practical? Is it really the best way? Who knows but it makes you wonder just what the gods do to have some fun. There are so many of us and so few of them so they have plenty to play with just as a child has so many places and things to play with and at.

So if you ever have one of those days maybe you should yell to the sky “Loki take yourself and Muphry someplace else and leave me the heck alone for a while” Have you ever had one of those days?