Musings From Us Entries For Satire

The following are the various articles that have been filed and posted under the category of General Musings / Satire that can be found here at Musings From Us, for your enjoyment.

Sniglet of the Day: March 26

This entry was posted in General Musings, Health & Food, Satire, Sniglets by Snowfoxx on

Sniglet Of The DayCorntamination – Corntamination occurs when GMO crops grow near organic crops, and somehow those things non-GMO consumers thought were safe turn out to have traces of the nasty stuff in them. This is especially for those whom have allegies to GMO crop like corn or soy, or other Frankenfoods (another Sniglet for another day…). When a person allergic to GMOs get these things in their systems, they will become cranky, bloat up, and complain for days about how whomever made the dish they thought was safe tried to poison them.

Some days reading labels is just not enough, and you never know when corntamination might occur, especially in countries that have given their lives over to Monsanto and Cargill. As much as some of these allergy sufferers would love to move to a place when GMOs have been banned, the economy keeps them at home, at the whim of the corporations that are out to poison not just them, but all of us, just slowly. Even finding out that many items on the Corn-Allergens list might give one some bad reactions, and finding ways to avoid them can be done, one can still not escape corntamination, at least in North America. Good luck out there, allergy sufferers. Now that the corporations are finding new ways to dig their claws into Washington, you need to be more wary than ever.

Boy Have I Got A Deal For You…

This entry was posted in In The Mail, Products & Safety, Satire, Site Review, Stupidity by Cleave on

Great-Deal-Not-MailingThe other day I went to get the mail, you know, something that you always have to do even if you don’t want to. Well there was a sweet little gem in the bundle of mail that peeked my interest. You see there was this envelope in there that said I was Pre-Qualified from GreatPlains Lending. It saids that there would be more information inside about this great offer that they had for me and not to worry since I was pre-qualified. So I opened it up and started to read, you can see scans of the information that they sent me at the bottom of the article.

Any way, it said that I could get up to $800 as soon as tomorrow, it has a little number 2 on it. That superscript means that there is more information at the bottom of the page. So looking at that area I found the following:

Corporations Are People Too, Right…

This entry was posted in Politics, Satire by Cleave on

Since today is election day lets look at how things are in the minds of certain people that shall remain nameless but we really already know who they are. They would like to have the citizens of these United States of America to believe that corporations are people. They feel that a single corporation should have the same rights and privileges as every other American citizen. They even convinced, with the help of corporate money, the Supreme Court to agree to the point. I know that these poor down trodden companies need to have special privileges so that they can steal, err, I mean take… Ummm… EARN your money so that they can buy the elec… ummm, influence the elec…. Uhhh, pay the media to make sure that the media will publish thier lies, umm, thier version of the truth to the American people.

Life Of A Designer And Creator

This entry was posted in General Musings, Satire by Cleave on

Very few think about the life of a designer or that of a creator, and I am not necessarily talking about the gods or any one particular god. In this article I am talking about myself and other that can relate to what I am saying here. The one main think I can say is that we are all, designers and creators, taken for granted. I guess you could say that about the gods as well but lets stick to the mortal realm and not the divine in this posting. Though you could say that all design and creation is divine in one way or another which makes the pain we fell so much the worse.

So, Am I making any sense to you yet? Do you still not see the pain that we endue, that I endure?

Introducing….. The Tug Toner

This entry was posted in General Musings, Satire by Will on

In 2009, FitnessIQ made the Shake Weight. Then they did the Free Flexor. Now they did some is not right and it call the Tug Toner. It is kind of questionable. Who in the heck invented that? That’s not right. They said you can take it everywhere like in your home, in car, and at the office as well. I do not want to see the Tug Toner out in streets. Some people will see a person working with a Tug Toner and they will say, “WTF? Seriously, dude?”

At home, it’s okay but, do it somewhere in home in private, not in your car or not front of people. In this commercial they will give you a second Tug Toner for free so you can help with a friend. I do not want help with a Tug Toner, maybe a girlfriend, but not with friend, unless it’s a female friend. With a dude? No way! They said you will get ripped and build strength. Well, you are building strength and getting ripped, alright. If I was you I would not get a tug toner unless if you do it home in private that okay but, not in street, city, and in front of people. If you want try other stuff from FitnessIQ, get the Shake Weight, not the Tug Toner and not the Free Flexor because Tug toner and Free Flexor are just, well… wrong.